Hashburger Strain Information - The Vault - MPXNJ
| Strain | Hashburger |
| Genetics | Han Solo Hash Plant and Double Burger |
| THC % | 78.5% |
| Dispensary | MPXNJ |
| Cultivator | The Vault |
First Impressions
I’ve been waiting to get my hands on a proper solventless version of Hashburger, especially since it was named Leafly’s Strain of the Year for 2025, and I’ve loved it in flower form any time I’ve tried it. When I saw that MPXNJ had a fresh drop from The Vault, I didn't hesitate to grab a jar. I’m expecting a stinky session with some serious punch. Let’s see how this one melts... Cheers!
Genetics and Terpenes
The Hashburger strain is indica dominant and the result of crossing Han Solo Hash Plant and Double Burger. The dominant terpenes are limonene and b-caryophyllene. This batch is 8.43% in total terpenes.
Looks and Consistency
The color of the rosin is very light and clean looking. It's kinda greasy and has a smooth consistency.
Scent
This is a truly funky strain with an aroma that is super unique.The nose is an intense blend of earthy ammonia, pungent cheese, and spicy pepper. Right underneath that, I get those deep savory and funky traits inherited from its grandparent GMO.
Taste
The flavor translation was phenomenal. On the inhale, my mouth was coated in a savory, rich funk with a sharp "sour chem" twang. As I exhaled, the vapor turned more intense with a lingering spicy gas and a hint of that signature ammonia that really sticks to the palate.
Effects
This high hits like a true face melter. Almost immediately after my first exhale, I felt a soaring cerebral euphoria that cleared my mind and wiped away any stress. However, that heady lift quickly transitions into a heavy, sedating body melt. It feels like settling under a calming, super-heavy weighted blanket, making all my physical aches and pains disappear. It eventually left me comfortably couch-locked and ready for a deep, peaceful sleep, but not without getting into a few different snacks throughout the night.
Final Thoughts
The Vault absolutely nailed the extraction on this batch of Hashburger. By perfectly preserving that complex, savory, and putrid terpene profile and pairing it with a high that starts euphoric before sinking into deep physical sedation, they’ve created a top-tier nighttime medicine that works great for me and thats why were giving it the Certified Stoner Stamp of Approval!